It's after dinner when a man realizes he's out of cigarettes. He decides to pop down to the local bar for a pack, telling his wife he'll be right back. He's persuaded by the bartender to share a cold one. As he's nursing it a gorgeous blond comes in the door, but he looks the other way. She comes over and sits down. One thing leads to another and she invites him home. Back at her place they screw like rabbits until the next thing he knows it's four o'clock in the morning. Jumping out of bed, he shakes the woman awake, asking if she has any baby powder. "In the bathroom cabinet" she says. He dusts his hands, drives home at ninety, and pulls into the driveway to find his wife waiting up for him, rolling pin in hand. "So where the hell have you been?" she screams. "Well, you see honey," he stammers, "I only went out for cigarettes, but Jake offered me a beer and then this beautiful blonde walked in and we got to talking and drinking and I ended up back at her place making love..." "Wait a minute" snapped his wife, "let me see your hands." Turning on him furiously, she says, "Don't lie...you've been bowling again!"
It's after dinner when a man realizes he's out of cigarettes. He decides to pop down to the local bar for a pack, telling his wife he'll be right back. He's persuaded by the bartender to share a cold one. As he's nursing it a gorgeous blond comes in the door, but he looks the other way. She comes over and sits down. One thing leads to another and she invites him home. Back at her place they screw like rabbits until the next thing he knows it's four o'clock in the morning. Jumping out of bed, he shakes the woman awake, asking if she has any baby powder. "In the bathroom cabinet" she says. He dusts his hands, drives home at ninety, and pulls into the driveway to find his wife waiting up for him, rolling pin in hand. "So where the hell have you been?" she screams. "Well, you see honey," he stammers, "I only went out for cigarettes, but Jake offered me a beer and then this beautiful blonde walked in and we got to talking and drinking and I ended up back at her place making love..." "Wait a minute" snapped his wife, "let me see your hands." Turning on him furiously, she says, "Don't lie...you've been bowling again!"
Introduction game Marco is sick of shooting bad guys and being kind to people. So now he has decided to go on a rampage in his metal slug shooting everyone who comes in his way. ：
Introduction game ：This is a nice Flash version of BlackJack casino cards game. Hit, stand, double down or split and win big virtual money. Play casino black jack cards gamble game.
Introduction game ：You have to paint all the brick walls in the town red in Toy cars. Take the toy car for a joyride and jump from wall to wall. Pitfalls will cost you one life.
Introduction game ：You need to get to the end of the level by destroying as many enemy units as you can. Use the arrow keys to move your tank. Aim and shoot with your mouse.
Introduction game ：A game from disney pixar cars, it is a funny one! You are the wrecking crane and you have to pick up your friend. Use the mouse to choose the power and the angle.
Introduction game ：Get daffy duck through the studio sets using the catwalk. Earn points and boost your bonus timer by collecting the clocks along the way.
Introduction game ：Your objective is to drive an ice racing truck on snow capped mountains and try to reach the Finish line as fast as you can. You start off with 5 lives, so drive carefully. If you crash, you will lose a life.
Introduction game ：first,skip,First Game: Move Jerry using the Arrow Keys. Pick up and drop food to a hungry Nibbles with the Space Bar. The higher the drop, the more points you'll earn. Be careful: if Tom hits you three times, it's game over. Second Game: Move Tom using the Arrow Keys. Press Space Bar to throw water balloons at Jerry & Nibbles. You can only miss five times.
The Little Stars to eat beans into vampire castle, began heroic rescue! Game to eat different colors if it could open the locks of different colors! The methods of operation : key = control movement.
Instructions : Click on the lower right corner of the "skip" skip animation, and then point "play the demo" point "continue" start the game. The next key control around Mobile, X-button acceleration, Z Key brakes, the space bar to get off. According to car customers stop location, according to the requirements of customers driving out to the customers.
